Sunday, June 15, 2008

Reviews Of The Restless Lady (2)

Chapter #2 : Pearl Activities

Most of our visitors have completely wrong Ideas about "The Pearl". Somehow they think that our lovely Club is just about one thing, THAT and nothing else.

Dear Reader, can you imagine what it means to us that from early in the morning until late in the night, many Gents come to see us, with only one obsession? You know what I mean?
Yes, Tea!
White Tea, Green Tea, Oolong Tea, Black and Herbal teas and Tea Spas. All day long.
It is Exhausting!

But now, time has come to clarify things. Here in Pearl, you will find much more than just some Tea and lovely Ladies to enjoy it with. The Pearl has a lot to offer. We have indeed a large spectrum of terrific activities; let me introduce you to the most popular ones.

1. "Pearl's Poetic People Squad"

Comedy, History, Tragedy, Poetry. Everything goes, as long as it can be used against the author.


Eloquence, Sense of Sarcasm, Basics "Double entendre"
Meeting Point: Garden

Contact: Lord P

2. "Adepts of Apple Assault"

(Sub-organization of Newton's Knights)

They brave the laws of gravity, Dryads of the Future reunited!

Climbing Skills, Accuracy: Apples provided

Meeting Point: Oaktree

Contact: Lord S

3. "Kings of Canes"

A male Ballet preparing to prepare their new Musical "Canatopia".
The Pre
miere is announced for ... well, before WW-I we hope. After the Repetition they offer also an anonymous Support Group for any kind of Cane issues, whether technical or esthetical.

Own a Cane of "Gaslights
Emporium", some Attitude, have the Rhythm in your Blood and the Devil in your hips.
Meeting Point: Gent's Room

Contact: Sir P (he knows best which cane NOT to buy)

4. "Notorious Nautics"

It might snow, it may rain, nothing can withhold them to jump in and get the feet off the ground (...)


Bring a Towel, Boats are provided
Meeting Point: On the Docks
Contact: Lady A

5. "Veni Vedi Visa"

(aka Pearl's "Fashion-police" or "Inventory Invaders")

You have a question, you need advice or even a complete makeover? Consult us!

Constructive Criticism, Provide a prove that you own at least 65 pairs of shoes, 38 wigs, 327 Gowns/Tuxedos & 15 Hats. Also you will have to be able to name the
Mainstore-Location for 5 random Brands.
Meeting Point:
Lady's Room

: Lady B

6. "Passive Progressives"

The brightest under the most gifted in Pearl, but they will never tell you. Brave the laws of nature and technic, there are no problems, only solutions!

High-Speed Connections, Provide EEG

Meeting Point: Parlour
Contact: Lady H

7. "Fellows of the Filthy Fountain"

Anonymous fellowship of men and women who share their experience, strength and hope with each other that they may solve their common problem and help others to recover. FFF is not allied with any sect, denomination, politics, organization or institution; does not wish to engage in any controversy, neither endorses nor opposes any causes. Their primary purpose is to help themselves and help others to achieve healing.

Requirements: Be obsessed

Meeting Point: *Top Secret* - See
Contact: Sir *coughs*

8. "Frenetic Framers"
Everyone knows them, those people who spend hours with their frames, always complaining & permanently updating the content but as soon as they "reload", they consider it already outdated.

Own a Frame, Be Nimble, Advanced Drag'n Drop Level

Meeting Point: Hallway

Contact: Lord A

9. "Pandora's FanClub"

Flapping Feathers, hidden smiles, whispered secrets ... nothing remains unspoken behind this exquisite asseccory

Requirements: Own a Fan made out of digestable material, no speed limitation (less than 70bpm will not be accepted)
Meeting Point: Bench
Contact: Ladly L

Dear Reader, now THIS is the true spirit of Pearl ... people that enjoy themselves, each in his very own way. Your Group is missing? Please contact me asap to be registered and added to the Listing.

And of course, if none of these activities seems of any interest to you, you are always welcome to get some Tea for two or three or even four. Milk and Sugar provided.

Be shiny, be bright, be PEARL!

To be continued ... says Lady Luna and curtsies awkwardly

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